Edit: Vapreon was stupid, I'm replacing her with a Sableye lead.
Sableye @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
Nature: Impish
EVs: 252 HP/252 Defense/4 Sp. Defense
- Will-o-Wisp
- Recover
- Taunt
- Foul Play
"Shadow pokemon" is something of a misnomer when it comes to Sableye, "asshole pokemon" is...