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i like this idea. but when you lay it out.. these teams end up weak to pokes that can try to be more than 1-2 pokes worth of value like random sweepers and scarfers. even walls i suppose. it's a thought provoking concept tho.. i ran something similar years ago with blissey machamp dnite over tar...
joe mothefucking johnson
great team would not make any of those changes. maybe balloon on starmie but the timer could be annoying in sand. ye probably just balloon starmie
mebbe uturn over epower on mew