Mack the Knife
Goodbye Smogon! I may return, I may not!
(I've thought long and hard about this one) This is an article that explores if Pokemon die in-game. Certainly your Pokemon don't, but remember the Raticate that was killed? How many other Pokemon die in the game? And what about Ghost types? Could Gengar's be dead Clefables? This idea has been thought out, unlike my other ideas, which apologize for.