HAX: an LC warstory, By Apt-Get and Chieliee!

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Hax: an LC warstory

Hey there! It's apt-get, with my first warstory ever. I've had this battle with Chieliee, and it was tons of fun. I'm using Electrolyte's last team in this battle, which he left on #littlecup before quitting the forums. I hope you'll enjoy this warstory!​

Chieliee joined.
Apt-get joined.
Format:
LC
Sleep Clause Mod: Limit one foe put to sleep
Species Clause: Limit one of each Pokemon
OHKO Clause: OHKO moves are banned
Moody Clause: Moody is banned
Evasion Moves Clause: Evasion moves are banned
HP Percentage Mod: HP is reported as percentages

Apt-get's team:
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Chieliee's team:
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Chieliee: WIN BY TIMEOUT
Apt-get: lol

Seems like he has a stall-based team. I'll have problems with that Shelmet and Lickitung...

Battle between Chieliee and Apt-get started!
Chieliee sent out Misdreavus!

Go! Bleeding Out (Pawniard)!


Ugghh, he has the lead advantage. I can't sucker punch, should he have Will-O-Wisp or substitute. I switch to foongus, which can easily take a WoW or a Shadow Ball.

Turn 1
Chieliee: it's been ages
Chieliee: since i used this team
Bleeding Out, come back!
Go! TipToe (Foongus)!

The foe's Misdreavus used Will-O-Wisp!
TipToe was burned!
TipToe was hurt by its burn!

: 88% BRN /
: 100%

Well, I predicted right. Time to switch to something Misdreavus can't hurt...

Turn 2
TipToe, come back!
Go! Demons (Scraggy)!

The foe's Misdreavus used Taunt!
Demons fell for the taunt!
: 100% /
: 100%

Welp, I can't even DD now. Not that it would've been useful, anyway. I can sense the Shelmet switch, but I crunch anyway so that I'll have the advantage if I overpredict.

Turn 3
Chieliee withdrew Misdreavus!
Chieliee sent out Shelmet!

Demons used Crunch!
The foe's Shelmet lost 30% of its health!
: 100% /
: 70%

Yeah, if I crunch again, he'll probably just Spikes and then recover. It's gonna cause me some problems, but I have something against it...

Turn 4
Chieliee: imagine dragons nicknames n_n
Apt-get: :3
Demons, come back!
Go! Radioactive (Misdreavus)!

The foe's Shelmet used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of your team!
: 100% /
: 70%

Yep, Spikes. Now, I'm pretty sure he'll switch to Lickitung... Time to show what little Missy can do.

Turn 5
Chieliee withdrew Shelmet!
Chieliee sent out Lickitung!

Radioactive used Trick!
Radioactive switched items with its target!
The foe's Lickitung obtained one Choice Specs.
Radioactive obtained one Eviolite.
: 100% Eviolite /
: 100% Choice Specs

Yep, he fell for the bait. Now, I have a free eviolite, and that Lickitung is heavily weakened.

Turn 6
Chieliee: oh
Chieliee: fuck
Apt-get: :3c
Chieliee: fukkkkkkkkkkkk
Radioactive used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Lickitung lost 50% of its health!
The foe's Lickitung used Dragon Tail!
A critical hit! Radioactive lost 40.9% of its health!
TipToe (Foongus) was dragged out!

TipToe is hurt by the spikes!
TipToe was hurt by its burn!
: 60% ==>
: 74% BRN /
: 50%

Ugh, a crit. Well, it's not too bad anyway, He'll probably go to Natu now, since it can perfectly counter my Foongus.

Turn 7
Apt-get: surprise surprise
Apt-get: also bs hax
Apt-get: imo
Chieliee withdrew Lickitung!
Chieliee sent out Natu!

TipToe, come back!
Go! Radioactive (Misdreavus)!

: 60% /
: 100%

Yep, I was right. I predicted a Pawniard switch on a potential Nasty Plot, so I decide to use HP fighting.

Turn 8
Chieliee withdrew Natu!
Chieliee sent out Lileep!
Radioactive used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Lileep lost 38% of its health!
: 60% /
: 62%

Seems like he doesn't know about Nasty Plot yet... Lileep loses a third of its health, I can use NP now, he probably won't expect it. At least, I hope...

Turn 9
Radioactive used Nasty Plot!
Radioactive's Special Attack sharply rose!
The foe's Lileep used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around your team!
: 60% +2 SpA /
: 62%

Yes! now, I can just use Shadow Ball, which will probably kill it.

Turn 10
Chieliee: that trick
Chieliee has 270 seconds left.
Chieliee: disrupted me
Chieliee: so badly
Apt-get: ur fuggd
Apt-get: It's a pain in the ass against most teams
Chieliee withdrew Lileep!
Chieliee sent out Lickitung!

Radioactive used Shadow Ball!
It doesn't affect the foe's Lickitung...
: 60% +2 SpA /
: 62%

Seems like he wants to fodder Lickitung. I'll go for the safer option.

Turn 11
Apt-get: that rely on bulky shit to counter tirt/scrags
Radioactive used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Lickitung lost 50% of its health!
The foe's Lickitung fainted!
Chieliee: kill me pls
Chieliee has 270 seconds left.
Apt-get: wow stop timestalling any day
Chieliee sent out Pawniard!
: 60% +2 SpA /
: 0% ==>
: 100%

I'm gonna switch, the Sucker Punch might seem a bit obvious but you're never too sure.

Turn 12
Radioactive, come back!
Go! Demons (Scraggy)!

Demons is hurt by the spikes!
Pointed stones dug into Demons!
The foe's Pawniard used Swords Dance!
The foe's Pawniard's Attack sharply rose!
: 85% /
: 100% +2 Atk

Craaaaaap, he got a Swords Dance in! If he has Brick Break, it will probably KO...

Turn 13
The foe's Pawniard used Brick Break!
It's super effective! Demons lost 85.7% of its health!
Demons fainted!
Chieliee: get rekd
Go! Bleeding Out (Pawniard)!
Pointed stones dug into Bleeding Out!
Bleeding Out is hurt by the spikes!
: 0% ==>
: 85%/
: 100% +2 Atk

Yeah, he had Swords Dance. I hope my Pawniard will win the speed tie...

Turn 14
Apt-get: wow stop bullshitting an day
Apt-get: any
The foe's Pawniard used Brick Break!
It's super effective! Bleeding Out lost 85.7% of its health!
Bleeding Out fainted!
Nozzle joined.
Apt-get: tfw speed ties
Go! TipToe (Foongus)!
TipToe is hurt by the spikes!
Pointed stones dug into TipToe!
: 0% ==>
: 76% BRN /
: 100% +2 Atk

Shit. I call hax... I hope he won't flinch with iron head, else I'm doomed, except if I can rely on Drifloon's Hypnosis.

Turn 15
Nozzle: that is actually a great name
Nozzle: tiptoe
Nozzle: :o
The foe's Pawniard used Iron Head!
TipToe lost 64% of its health!
TipToe used Spore!
The foe's Pawniard fell asleep!
TipToe was hurt by its burn!
TipToe fainted!
Chieliee: it's
Chieliee: imagine dragons
Go! Radioactive (Misdreavus)!
Pointed stones dug into Radioactive!
: 0% ==>
:60%/
: 100% +2 Atk

YES. He's asleep, and I can bring in something safely. I Shadow Ball, predicting a Misdreavus switch-in...

Turn 16
Chieliee: no flinch tw
Chieliee: wtf
Nozzle: RADIOACTIVVEEEE
Apt-get: lol
Nozzle: RADIOACTIVVVEEE
The foe's Pawniard is fast asleep.
Radioactive used Shadow Ball!
It's not very effective... The foe's Pawniard lost 9% of its health!
: 60% /
: 91% +2 Atk

... But that was too obvious. Crap. I'll just HP fighting now, he'll probably think I'll Shadow Ball again.

Turn 17
Apt-get: o shit
Nozzle: strong play
Nozzle: 2 turn sleep
Nozzle: lgi
Apt-get: heh
Chieliee: fuck np missy n_n
The foe's Pawniard is fast asleep.
Radioactive used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Pawniard lost 91% of its health!
The foe's Pawniard fainted!
Chieliee sent out Misdreavus!
: 60% /
: 0% ==>
: 100%

Yep, at least the killing machine is dead. I'll risk the tie.

Turn 18
Apt-get: not taking any risks
Nozzle: weak
Nozzle: ITSA
Nozzle: SCARF
Nozzle: MUST BE
Radioactive used Shadow Ball!
It's super effective! The foe's Misdreavus lost 60% of its health!
The foe's Misdreavus used Shadow Ball!
It's super effective! Radioactive lost 50% of its health!
Radioactive fainted!
Nozzle: daheck
Nozzle: chieliee
Go! It's Time (Tirtouga)!
It's Time is hurt by the spikes!
Pointed stones dug into It's Time!
: 0% ==>
: 100% /
: 40%

Wow, bulky missy. Crap, I hate defensive Misdreavus... I'll try to get a Shell Smash with tirtouga, I think Stone Edge KOes even after Will-O-Wisp-

Turn 19
Chieliee: defensive missy yo
Nozzle: you have no scarfers
Apt-get: miss pls
Apt-get: WoW miss
Nozzle: tbolt hit
Apt-get: miss
The foe's Misdreavus used Taunt!
It's Time fell for the taunt!
It's Time can't use Shell Smash after the taunt!
: 100% TAUNTED /
: 40%

CRAAAAAP, I forgot he had Taunt. One wasted move, I could've KOed it with Stone Edge...

Turn 20
Nozzle: ok
Apt-get: WAIT FUCK
Apt-get: I FORGOT YOU HAVE TAUNT
Chieliee: NOT TODAY
It's Time used Aqua Jet!
The foe's Misdreavus lost 18% of its health!
The foe's Misdreavus used Will-O-Wisp!
It's Time was burned!
It's Time was hurt by its burn!
: 88% TAUNTED BRN /
: 28%

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP. LOW DAMAGE OUTPUT FOR AQUA JET, TOO. This is really bad...

Turn 21
Apt-get: WOW BS
Apt-get: HAX
Chieliee has 180 seconds left.
Chieliee: hey js
Nozzle: i will totally post this in replay thread anyway <-- lol
Chieliee: acrofloon might still sweep
The foe's Misdreavus used Pain Split!
The battlers shared their pain!
It's Time used Stone Edge!
The foe's Misdreavus avoided the attack!
It's Time was hurt by its burn!
It's Time's taunt wore off!
: 46% TAUNTED BRN /
: 44%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAX. And he recovered health, too... I think I'm fucked.

Turn 22
Apt-get: and he said it wasn't hax
Nozzle: no hax
Apt-get has 270 seconds left.
It's Time used Aqua Jet!
The foe's Misdreavus lost 13% of its health!
The foe's Misdreavus used Shadow Ball!
It's Time lost 36.4% of its health!
It's Time fainted!
: 0% ==>
:100%/
: 20%

Go! On Top of the World (Drifloon)!
Pointed stones dug into On Top of the World!

Turn 23
Apt-get: gg
Nozzle: this is one of the best games
Nozzle: ive ever seen
Apt-get: I can sense the sarcasm
Apt-get: miles away
Nozzle: shame on u
Nozzle: no sarcasm
Nozzle: suddenly
Nozzle: timeout
Chieliee: i dc almost
Nozzle: rofl
The foe's Misdreavus used Shadow Ball!
It's super effective! On Top of the World lost 76.9% of its health!
On Top of the World fainted!

: 0% /
: 20%
Chieliee won the battle!


and I'm still mad of all that hax.

Chieliee really had a solid team, and I admit getting outplayed. That match was really fun, thanks Chieliee!

I hope you liked this warstory!
 
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ShootingStarmie

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Eh, it was pretty hard to tell when you were commentating and when the text was for the battle. I suggest in the future you change the colour of your text commentary to make it more clearer for the reader. I also felt maybe sometimes the pictures of each Pokemon were un-necessary, as it distracts the reader from the battle. As for the actual battle, it was okish. You didn't give much insight to your thought process, and as the title makes out to be, there was quite a lot of hax, which is never a good thing to see in a war story.

Sorry if I came off harsh here, but good try though
 
is this what counts as a good battle nowadays?

smh...

jk, i appreciate the war story. fun game though pretty sloppy at times.
 
That's a quite good match and fun too. It could be an interesting idea to always propose (without pokemon's nickname which could make it more difficult to understand). I agree with ShootinStarmie's idea about using colors.
 

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you were at a severe disadvantage from the start, so it's no wonder the game was rocky. Still, nice commentary, and interesting battle. Yay for almost Specs + Trick + NP Missy sweep.

also wut @ sending out pawniard vs pawniard. that was a hugely risky play and you got your ass handled to you for trying to fuck with RNG. you should have gone straight to foongus so pawniard could set up late game.
 
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apt-get

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you were at a severe disadvantage from the start, so it's no wonder the game was rocky. Still, nice commentary, and interesting battle. Yay for almost Specs + Trick + NP Missy sweep.

also wut @ sending out pawniard vs pawniard. that was a hugely risky play and you got your ass handled to you for trying to fuck with RNG. you should have gone straight to foongus so pawniard could set up late game.
yea I thought for some obscure reason that foongus wouldn't tank it so I decided to fuck with RNG :[ I should have calc'd that before doing it

FUCK YEAH LYTE IS BACK
 

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