NOC Paranoia Mafia

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Andy Snype

Mr. Music
Approved by shade. Also kinda approved and cohosted by Da Letter El

OHOHOHOHOHOHO

What is going on? Within the country of the United States of America, everything seems to be going quite peaceful... except the 2016 presidential election, race riots, and all of this goddamn pointless terrorist acts happening across the world! You flip to the news channel and you hear the legendary future esports caster: Steven Snype take the stage.

"Well Da Letter El, it seems that across the entire world, countless acts of terrorism and racial biases leave this country in a more tense state higher than RODAN's on/off relationship with Firebot. Nobody knows what the hell is going on, but people are dying every other week ---"

Your TV goes black, but you hear one thing:

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAFS;LKJDG;LKSQJGLKFA;LKDSJFA;LKFJDSAKL;FJSALFJSA;LFKJSA;LKFJSA;LFKJSAFDAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!


You look outside and find a big cloud of black smoke. It appears the NBC news station has blown up as one commercial plane flies right into it. It seems that Steven Snype has died as the NBC building comes down into a pile of rubble. However, through the wind rustling by, you find this piece of paper

Dear Steven Snype,

You are Steven Snype, the awesome news caster. You have never consistently written any role PM of a game you hosted to make it easier for the mafia to fake a claim. As host of the game, you may or may not have some important influential powers.

Because you care about equality, you know that all villagers are the same. There is nothing special about any particular villager.

You are also a champion of democracy and civility. This game ends when the living players elect to end the game. You know that there are win conditions associated at this point and at this point only. A player does not have to be alive to win the game. All that matters in terms of win conditions is what game state happens when the player ends. The main village's win condition is to end the game while there are at least a certain number of villagers alive and if there are no threats to the village still alive.

Should you decide that a player is being a massive piece of shit with respect to the gameto the game, you can opt to have them subbed out or forcibly godkilled. Moral of the story: it would be best if nobody was a dick to you. I'll be lenient on this.
You find a wild praj.pran nearby and asks "what the hell does this cryptic paper mean? I don't know how to play mafia."

A Bass shows up and decides to neatly write out a document. Here it is!

praj.pran reads through this document and scribbles down some more things after reading through Bass' notes and proudly declares "THESE MUST BE THE RULES!"

  1. The game ends when the living players vote to end the game (determined by 50% of all total living players, rounded up to the nearest integer as majority).
  2. There is a difference between voting to end the game vs voting for no lynch. Should you want the day to end but the game to continue, voting no lynch is the route to go for.
  3. The village wins if the terrorists are dead at the time of game finish.
  4. Terrorists win if at least one terrorist is alive when the living players vote to end the game or if a significant (but predetermined amount known to the terrorists) proportion of the villagers are dead.
  5. Terrorists are publicly known to have an unknown amount of kills to be used during the game. This number may be 0, 1, 2, 3, or enough to blow the whole damn playerbase. Only the terrorists and the hosts know how many bullets they have. Not even the NSA will know before this game starts. The Patriot Act still needs to be ratified before they can do that kiddos.
  6. In your sign-up post, post your favorite poem so that I know you read the rules!
  7. If there are multiple terrorists in this game, they will start united.
  8. This game can only end in a Terrorist Victory or a Villager Victory.
  9. No communication can happen outside of the thread between villagers. Communications between any terrorists must happen within a host-sanctioned group PM and include both Steven Snype and Da Letter El


Bass picks up the paper. Skeptical of what he just read from what he just wrote down, he looks at the role PM of Steven Snype and compares it to the additions that praj.pran wrote up.

"This makes no sense! Snype's role PM mentions nothing about terrorists! What is going on?"

praj.pran "Ummm... Wait! I'll tell you how... but only if you can guess what Pokemon I am!"

Bass, being quite skeptical of praj.pran leads a lynch and billymills hammers the lynch for once in his life and together, they beat up praj.pran...

A little paper rolls out

Dear praj.pran

You are a terrorist!

Fuck everyone else, all that matters about life is you!

You win if <snip>...

C'mon guys, we all know what happened the last time praj was on a mafia team, do you really think I'd publicly reveal this condition already?

It appears that praj.pran was a TERRORIST! We surely know that he was responsible for Steven Snype's death, but how many others are there? More importantly, who is in this town? You find a registry containing every member of the town.


  1. Dentricos
  2. Haruno
  3. Blazade
  4. Josh
  5. Hawkie
  6. shubaka17
  7. Thetwinmasters
  8. Walrein
  9. Former Hope
  10. Betathunder
  11. Aubisio
  12. Flyhn
  13. Pancake
  14. Texas Cloverleaf

Subs:
  1. rssp1
  2. Kris

People that appreciate this signup post restriction:
  1. zorbees


Currently, this game is designed for 16 players, but I don't like leaving people out unless there's a huge risk for inactivity. Numbers can be adjusted. Deadline for Signups: 10/16/16 18:00:00 EDT (GMT -4).

Da Letter El and I are hosting this. I'm still recovering from hurricane, but I have more stable internet access. Granted I'm still a workaholic, so expect me to be on about once every 24 hours for a few hrs during evenings EDT. If you have any questions, forum PM is the best way to go about contacting me. I also idle on Showdown and IRC as andrew, but that is less reliable as I may be out and forgot to close Showdown.
 
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Oh yeah I'm in

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
In, poem coming when I get home

#Frost #thankyouinternet
"
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
 
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Betathunder

alphalightning
in. Shoutouts to Josh to stealing that image I sent him.

Anyways,

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican
 
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