I couldn't have done it without my Pokemon. They're the real winners here.
HALL OF FAME
Chandelure (M) @ Life Orb Trait: Flash Fire
EVs: 72 HP / 252 SAtk / 184 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Fire Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Substitute
- Pain Split
Tornadus (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Rain Dance
- Hurricane
- Hammer Arm
- Grass Knot
Swampert (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 240 HP / 216 Def / 52 SDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Scald
- Earthquake
- Toxic
- Stealth Rock
Raikou @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Togekiss (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 232 HP / 44 Def / 216 SDef / 16 Spd
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Nasty Plot
- Air Slash
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
Kingdra (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 32 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 220 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Rain Dance
- Surf
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
...but seriously though, I get a trophy for this right