I'm not a very huggy person. And after earlier, confidential happenings earlier today, I'm not in the mood for being near people... Or for anything that could possibly incite anything that could possibly be affiliated with anything that could possibly be misinterpreted as anything that could possibly be seen as romantic, or any synonyms that could possibly be related to said adjectives.
It's been an awkward and enraging day, and I just remembered I had to fix an elastic band.
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