Electrolyte
Wouldn't Wanna Know
The title basically explains what this article will be about. It'll be great I promise
Note that this is for entertainment purposes, not encouragement for a cause lol
Intro Stuff
1. The Troll
- Don't let your new users near this guy
- LOVES Skill Swap
- What?!?! I have to wait TWO WHOLE DAYS for the server to restart before I can access it again??? I'm calling the police
2. The Spammer
- Vocabulary: consists of words found scribbled in middle school bathroom stalls
- Either has the IQ of a donkey or that of a CIA forensic hacker, but eventually fails either way
- Has no life
3. The Ignorant
- Forgets there are chat rules
- Forgets there are social and behavioral rules
- Forgets he was muted 2 minutes ago and breaks the same rule again
- Is a goldfish
4. The Hipster
- Hates Smogon and every part of it
- Hates tiers and bias towards stronger Pokemon
- Hates legendary Pokemon
...
- Hates everything, why are they even here
5. The Stalker
- You won't remember when you started talking to this guy but all you can remember is that they've been in every single battle you've ever played for the past 2 weeks
- They also manage to slip in without you noticing
- You can't get rid of them!
- They know where you live
- They know the name of your cat
Conclusion stuff
Note that this is for entertainment purposes, not encouragement for a cause lol
Intro Stuff
1. The Troll
- Don't let your new users near this guy
- LOVES Skill Swap
- What?!?! I have to wait TWO WHOLE DAYS for the server to restart before I can access it again??? I'm calling the police
2. The Spammer
- Vocabulary: consists of words found scribbled in middle school bathroom stalls
- Either has the IQ of a donkey or that of a CIA forensic hacker, but eventually fails either way
- Has no life
3. The Ignorant
- Forgets there are chat rules
- Forgets there are social and behavioral rules
- Forgets he was muted 2 minutes ago and breaks the same rule again
- Is a goldfish
4. The Hipster
- Hates Smogon and every part of it
- Hates tiers and bias towards stronger Pokemon
- Hates legendary Pokemon
...
- Hates everything, why are they even here
5. The Stalker
- You won't remember when you started talking to this guy but all you can remember is that they've been in every single battle you've ever played for the past 2 weeks
- They also manage to slip in without you noticing
- You can't get rid of them!
- They know where you live
- They know the name of your cat
Conclusion stuff