BAH-HUMBUG: unpopular holiday opinions 2

the whole “ohh would you look at that I’m under holly guess you have to kiss me” is bogus af

unless I’m the one getting kissed
 
maybe the novice ham preparation>novice turkey preparation but the expert turkey preparation>>>> than the expert ham preparation.
The rest of the takes are perfectly fine but this one is extremely wrong, hams have much more complex flavours than turkey, especially when you go really upscale. You can dry brine, smoke, and cook a turkey upside-down for 3/4 of the process for maximum crispiness AND juiciness but it will still never compare to what a good chef can do with a leg of jamon serrano.
 

SquirtleBox

Banned deucer.
People need to chill out with the Christmas lights.

I'm the only Jew in an upper class white area and driving home from work at night is a nightmare. Christmas lights turned up to like 1500 lumes, 90 watt bulbs in santas eyes and shit.

Chill the fuck out, put up your plastic reindeer and call it a day.
 

SquirtleBox

Banned deucer.
Aftermarket LED lights on a lifted truck - CHECK
Christmas lights with more power draw than the large hadron collider - CHECK
Desktop computer with RGB keyboard, mouse, monitor, GPU, HDD - CHECK

That's right, it's light pollution time (insert guitar riff here)

RGB stuff on all my PC stuff is super cool though because my office space has no natural lighting and only enough outlets for essentials so aside from ONE lamp all my lighting comes from RGB sources.
 

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