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[mattj]

I'm a fairly conservative voter, but this was too good to pass up.
If you don't know who she is, don't bother posting.

 

[Bartman101]

Do you mean conservative as in you vote for them (tea party), or conservative as in you conserve who you vote for/not the first thing I said?

As for my political views, I've always been and always will be anti-conservative (coffee party in fat country) and strongly in favour of Labour (dunno what it is in us). Yep, I'm only 15 and I've already decided.

 

[Blue_Tornado]

if you're clueless as fuck, don't bother posting

 

[VKCA]

Do you mean conservative as in you vote for them (tea party), or conservative as in you conserve who you vote for/not the first thing I said?

Conservative <> teaparty. Don't be fucking stupid

(coffee party in fat country) and strongly in favour of Labour (dunno what it is in us).

I'm pretty sure that's not how it fucking works at all. They're called the democrats, it's not that hard to figure out either.

Yep, I'm only 15 and I've already decided.

I alway's sort of assumed you were like 20 something, so this is very reassuring to know.

 

[Fatecrashers]

bachmann turnoffs overdrive

 

[Pidge]

dolla' dolla' bills y'all

 

[Stratos]

"GEORGE WASHINGTON IS ON OUR MONEY! HE WAS A FOUNDING FATHER, WITH FOUNDING PRINCIPLES! WE DO NOT WANT OBAMA'S LIBERALISM ON OUR MONEY!"

Yeah I know that wasn't that funny but I dislike Bachmann, Ron Paul is where it's at.

 

[Layell]

She handles that dollar bill like she just wiped her rear end with it.

 

[Unreality]

i could buy greece with this

 

[Cordyceps]

Who needs immigration laws when you can just pay them enough to feed their families for years?

 

[cookie]

"and if you'll just excuse me, I need to go to the toilet"

 

[alamaster]

"I wish this was a loonie instead"

 

[Bartman101]

i could buy greece with this

Post of the year

(Did I really just say that?!)

 

[Zacchaeus]

I'm Republican, but I don't support the Tea Party, and I would drive off a cliff before I would support her

Ron Paul is where it's at.

But I digress, maybe if she sold those oversized earrings and added in her dollar, she could afford to stop looking even more repugnant than Hillary

 

[toshimelonhead]

"This is how much I want minimum wage to be!"

 

[popemobile]

"What? You don't have a dollar? You must've angered god"

 

[Layell]

She handles that dollar bill like she just wiped her rear end with it.

"and if you'll just excuse me, I need to go to the toilet"

What a cookie cutter response.

 

[Alan]

Michelle Bachman's Total Campaign Finances

p.s. bartman is a cunt

 

[Mountain Dewgong]

Bartman's mum desperate to get rid of this nuisance offers to pay to have him removed.

 

[Oglemi]

"This is all the money we need to take over Ethiopia. No, seriously, this is it.

 

[macle]

"this is how much obama is going to leave you with"

or

"If I had a dollar for every wrinkle...."

 

[Jebus McAzn]

"everyday i'm hustlin"

 

[cookie]

What a cookie cutter response.

i just about read the stuff i post these days, let alone anyone else's

 

[Deck Knight]

Change you can believe in.

 

[popemobile]

"Behold! My new healthcare/planned parenthood/welfare proposal!"