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how can you swallow so much sleep?
welcome to power rankings by your dessert flan
in 6th we have arcticblast's santalune storms. although he did manage to pickup a couple good players in kamikaze and frania, the rest of his team seems to be just okay. unfortunately for arctic, having 2 teams does not mean you get twice the chances of winning. we'll see if the previous host hashtag will be able to take out the vowels of any opposing teams and consequently demoralize them
in 5th are braverius' new bark loud puppies. with the core of braverius/biosci/marilli braverius decided it was a good idea to buy the -outl and former -nutl. whatever his drafting strategy was, you can rest assured his players know how to play singles. we can potentially see good play from nadando and dragonwhale, but what we all know we are waiting for is totem's ORAS mega ampharoses
in 4th samvgc's rustoboro baptist church. repping the core of samvgc/qsns/mishimono this team will definitely have some activity issues. between the army commitments of level 51 and the total disappearance of dawg, we can expect the subs to see a ton of action on this team. the subs are the lovely texan mrbopper who has been storming the doubles ladder recently and pearl who i've been personally playing oras with.
in 3rd the space jams lead by the wise and handsome shaian. all of the players are good, and then there are a couple greats: demantoid, pocket, dad1. they'll have a very strong past gens core in dawoblefet, blueskiddo, and pocket and an even stronger SM core in dad1, demantoid, pocket. and of course we can't forget the elusive xpatriette with his waifus latias and meloetta. and last but certainly not least, our beloved pwnemon will be helping in the back
in 2nd tramplers lead by -doutl memoric. the M core of memoric/mizuhime/majorbowman/miltankmilk/matame will prove formidable in past as well as new gens. mizu will be able to bring a W every week in BW and majorbowman is expected to bring W's in SM. they have excellent supporting members in the wonderful genone (teambuilder and damage calc extraordinaire) and nvakna. however the question everyone was left asking was why did memoric nominate makiri, the most consistently hated man of the whole doubles community? this man will not interact with his team at all, maybe show up to his games, and then shittalk the whole community. memoric could have bought literally anyone else and it would have vastly improved his team dynamic and quite probably his wins.
in 1st shitposters taking the helm with checkmater. ahh what can i say? shitposters win again. classic. if only uncle pwnemon was here to see it, he would be so proud :'). with the core of stax, finally, croven the shitposters have an extremely solid SM core. the problem this team will be facing is which one of their players do they wanna throw into oras and bw since all of their players are amazing SM players but questionable in the older gens.
and the teams are off! into their discords, teambuilding, making memes, singing vocaroos. I hope you have a wonderful DPL whether you are a player or a spectator. and remember, pokemon is about having fun sometimes too!
in 6th we have arcticblast's santalune storms. although he did manage to pickup a couple good players in kamikaze and frania, the rest of his team seems to be just okay. unfortunately for arctic, having 2 teams does not mean you get twice the chances of winning. we'll see if the previous host hashtag will be able to take out the vowels of any opposing teams and consequently demoralize them
in 5th are braverius' new bark loud puppies. with the core of braverius/biosci/marilli braverius decided it was a good idea to buy the -outl and former -nutl. whatever his drafting strategy was, you can rest assured his players know how to play singles. we can potentially see good play from nadando and dragonwhale, but what we all know we are waiting for is totem's ORAS mega ampharoses
in 4th samvgc's rustoboro baptist church. repping the core of samvgc/qsns/mishimono this team will definitely have some activity issues. between the army commitments of level 51 and the total disappearance of dawg, we can expect the subs to see a ton of action on this team. the subs are the lovely texan mrbopper who has been storming the doubles ladder recently and pearl who i've been personally playing oras with.
in 3rd the space jams lead by the wise and handsome shaian. all of the players are good, and then there are a couple greats: demantoid, pocket, dad1. they'll have a very strong past gens core in dawoblefet, blueskiddo, and pocket and an even stronger SM core in dad1, demantoid, pocket. and of course we can't forget the elusive xpatriette with his waifus latias and meloetta. and last but certainly not least, our beloved pwnemon will be helping in the back
in 2nd tramplers lead by -doutl memoric. the M core of memoric/mizuhime/majorbowman/miltankmilk/matame will prove formidable in past as well as new gens. mizu will be able to bring a W every week in BW and majorbowman is expected to bring W's in SM. they have excellent supporting members in the wonderful genone (teambuilder and damage calc extraordinaire) and nvakna. however the question everyone was left asking was why did memoric nominate makiri, the most consistently hated man of the whole doubles community? this man will not interact with his team at all, maybe show up to his games, and then shittalk the whole community. memoric could have bought literally anyone else and it would have vastly improved his team dynamic and quite probably his wins.
in 1st shitposters taking the helm with checkmater. ahh what can i say? shitposters win again. classic. if only uncle pwnemon was here to see it, he would be so proud :'). with the core of stax, finally, croven the shitposters have an extremely solid SM core. the problem this team will be facing is which one of their players do they wanna throw into oras and bw since all of their players are amazing SM players but questionable in the older gens.
and the teams are off! into their discords, teambuilding, making memes, singing vocaroos. I hope you have a wonderful DPL whether you are a player or a spectator. and remember, pokemon is about having fun sometimes too!