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[Expert] Dog-Eat-Dog Mafia DAK WIN
- Thread starter askaninjask
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MASSACRE!
imperfectluck
Banned deucer.
If you need the Poodle dead, please contact me.
If you know who the Terrier is, please contact me.
poor agape
Michael Vick decides that the game he has going in his basement is going a little bit too slowly, so, in order to make the game more interesting, he throws a steak in the middle of the arena. All of the dogs, save one or two, make a dash for what would be their first meal since the fight had begun. The dogs all fight viciously to get their share of the meat, and in the fray, small dogs like
The Bulldog, who had been sleeping while the fight had begun, now woke up and started to make his way to the steak. He pushed all of the other dogs away and ripped the steak out of the Basset Hound’s mouth. Still stunned from having his food taken away, a dog comes from behind and snaps his neck in two. Still stunned from having his food taken away, a dog comes from behind and snaps his neck in two. The Basset Hound was:
o_o
were immediately killed.Dear imperfectluck,
You are a Bichon Frise.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
The Bulldog, who had been sleeping while the fight had begun, now woke up and started to make his way to the steak. He pushed all of the other dogs away and ripped the steak out of the Basset Hound’s mouth. Still stunned from having his food taken away, a dog comes from behind and snaps his neck in two. Still stunned from having his food taken away, a dog comes from behind and snaps his neck in two. The Basset Hound was:
The Bulldog attempted to walk away, but at this point the center of the arena was boiling with activity. The dogs all huddled around him, barking and biting at him, and eventually, one of them successfully struck.Dear Earthworm,
You are a Basset Hound.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
Suddenly, and without warning, a helicopter smashed through the ceiling into Vick’s basement. This helicopter had been called for by several of the other dogs, and it was ordered to take the Pit Bull, the German Shepherd, and the Shiba Inu. They were never heard from again.Dear Lightwolf,
You are a Bulldog.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
Dear porygon3,
You are a Pit Bull.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
Dear Bass,
You are a German Shepherd.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
Determined to locate his lost comrades, the Bloodhound attempted to sniff them out, but accidentally left the arena while locating their scent. The arena was elevated several feet form the rest of Vick’s basement, and the fall broke both of his front legs. Unable to move, he soon perished.Dear assassinfred,
You are a Shiba Inu.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
At the same time, a doghouse - or more accurately, a dogjail - was being build by one of the dogs. He took the Havanese, locked him in, and ate the key.Dear Mekkah,
You are a Bloodhound.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
And with that, the activity came to a rest.Dear Nook,
You are a Havanese.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snip>.
o_o
I don't have time to send out all of the PMs, so I'm letting the killers know who their new targets are, but CPRs will have to wait.
i am ninja
he is ninja
she is ninja too
he is ninja
she is ninja too
Last update was so rushed and so stupidly done that I'm going to extend deadline for another day. If you think you should have gotten a result but didn't, talk to me as soon as possible.
Deadline is roughly 24 hours as of this post.
Deadline is roughly 24 hours as of this post.
“Shit, how many dogs have died so far?” asked one of Michael’s friends.
“Uh, let me count; 1, 2, 3, 4... uh more than 10. I never learned how to count above the number 10,” Michael Vick replied.
“Well, looks like only two dogs died last night, one with it’s mouth wide open and one drowned in a bath of chemicals.”
“Uh, let me count; 1, 2, 3, 4... uh more than 10. I never learned how to count above the number 10,” Michael Vick replied.
“Well, looks like only two dogs died last night, one with it’s mouth wide open and one drowned in a bath of chemicals.”
Dear Agape,
You are a Schnauzer.
Woof.
You need to kill the <hauuuuurrrrrruuuu>.
All PMs sent. Deadline is 48 hours as of this post.Dear theangryscientist,
You are a Pug.
Woof.
You need to kill the <grrrrrrrwhrrrrwhwhwhwrrr>.
If you're interested in a combined priority raise, contact me.
EDIT: Hopefully, group found
EDIT: Hopefully, group found
Woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Grrrrrrrr arf arf woof woof woof woof; woof woof gnarl gnarl woof woof woof. Awooowoo grrrr woof THE_IRON_KENYAN.
Woof. Woof woof woof woof Cycle 7. Woof woof 48 hours woof woof woof.
Additionally, Midou’s and Aura Guardian’s bodies were found next to TIK’s.Dear THE_IRON_KENYAN,
You are a Chihuahua.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snop>.
Dear Midou,
You are a Husky.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snap>.
Then Vick saw his Beagle running around in circles - it seemed as though one of his fellow dogs had adhered a strip of bacon to his tail, causing him to run around in circles until he died of exhaustion.Dear Aura Guardian,
You are a Poodle.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snoop doggy dogg>.
--Dear Crux,
You are a Beagle.
Woof.
You need to kill the <snup>.
Woof. Woof woof woof woof Cycle 7. Woof woof 48 hours woof woof woof.
i have a chihuahua
this update hurts me
this update hurts me
By the way, I will not send out a result PM if your priority CPR works, but I will send you a result PM if for whatever reason the CPR doesn't go through.
Basically, just assume it worked.
Basically, just assume it worked.