Three words:
CARNE. ASADA. FRIES.
The only reason I'd move to San Diego tbh
CARNE. ASADA. FRIES.
The only reason I'd move to San Diego tbh
You are so obsessed with making political statements that you're trying to infect a thread about food.The burger is perhaps the greatest culinary invention to ever grace mankind.
Practicality: The burger takes around 15 minutes or so to prepare provided you have every ingredient. Oh, what about eating it? Well you'd be surprised to know that burgers are utensil-free. You don't need to carry around a container for it. You don't need to carry around those plastic utensils lefties hate so much. You can literally eat a burger with one hand.
Nutrition: The burger contains at least a portion of every aspect of the food pyramid. Grains? Bun. Protein? Patty. Vegetables? Lettuce. Fruits? Tomato. Dairy? Burger's got it all covered.
Sociability: The burger is normal and no one will bat an eye to you eating one in public, unlike shit like weeb food or smelly foreign food. Burgers also bring people together. It and the overrated yet steadfast hot dog are the staples of the barbecue, aka the absolute best kind of dinner party.
Symbolism: The burger is commonly associated with The United States of America, the greatest country on Earth.
Taste: Burgers are fucking delicious.
Universality: Burgers exist on a plane of food so immense that it can be enjoyed by almost everyone. Health food nerd? Throw some kale in there. Vegetarian? Swap out the beef for a mushroom. Vegan? Swap the cheese for almond cheese or whatever. Weird? Put in a fried egg. Or mac and cheese. The possibilities are endless.
Longetivity: Because burgers are so customizable, you'd be hard pressed to ever get sick of them.
If you disagree with me you're probably either a European or have never tasted farm-fresh beef
Eating too much and feeling bloated afterwards is part of the joy of eating sweets IMOUsually I only stick to 4 because I feel quite bloated after 7 and I never use any of those calories so my bodies like "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?"
The last one is called chicken fried steak, and is big in Texas and some other southern states.some of my favorite foods
-White cheddar Cheez- its
-goldfish
-beef teriyaki
-not tide pods, eating those isn't cool
-Liguine with tons of PARMESEAN CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!! and just that...
-plain cold pepperoni
-beef burgers with cheese and no condiment shit on it
-Plain Pho with just noodles and beef
-plain beef ramen
-corned beef
-good fried rice
-Costco pulled pork
-(only sweet thing i like #1) Brookside Blueberry Acai dark chocolate things
-(Sweet #2) Cookies and cream ice cream and milkshakes
-plain, lightly salted popcorn, as movie butter popcorn gives me diharea
-well grilled salmon unless it has pesky fish bone remnants in it.
-NOT BACON NOR PIZZA (Unless pepperoni pizza - I love it)
-Pokepuffs
-Arby's Beef Sandwiches (pls don't chastize me for this as I have a backstory on why I like them)
-The steak in chicken batter thing
hmm what else?
your soul