itt: pretend to be american

[Chloe]

howdy partner im est (despite it being daylight time, but I don't know the difference xD) let me show up an hour early and then call activity on you for not showing sweetie. sucks to be you, I don't wanna play you you australian scum. poggers, I love weed.

 

[Plague von Karma]

howdy partner im est

 

[BW Tyler]

howdy partner im est (despite it being daylight time, but I don't know the difference xD) let me show up an hour early and then call activity on you for not showing sweetie. sucks to be you, I don't wanna play you you australian scum. poggers, I love weed.

I'm from Texas, and I personally believe the good Lord is going to punish you with eternal damnation in hell for being a weed smoking hippie

 

[Abbey Street]

Hope everyone has a good sunday tomorrow. For me it’ll be the busiest day o’ the week. Church at 9 in the mornin’, nap at 11, football at 1, cheeseburgers for dinner. Yeehaw sundays.

 

[internet]

IM WALKIN ERE

 

[BW Tyler]

IM WALKIN ERE

FORGET ABOUT IT

 

[internet]

EY BADA BING BADA BOOM

 

[BW Tyler]

EY THE BIG MAN IS BACK! WWW.THEKIDFROMBROOKLYN.COM!

 

[Kiwi]

Hey you're from Aus-traal...ia? Never heard of it, by the way I booked a trip to Down Under the other day!

 

[Gleeboop]

"Welcome to America, the land where every day is a new political controversy on Twitter. You'd think by all of the morons using the Liberian flag to represent this country and talking about how Bill Gates is tracking us we're a bunch of god damn idiots, but most of us are actually rather reasonable and don't think that the current virus going around is a political matter and just stay the frick inside."

 

[Plague von Karma]

O-oh god, you want RIGHTS?! You want your human rights issues that have led to oppression for years REMOVED?! Not on my watch, let's see what the packed courts will say about this!

 

[BW Tyler]

O-oh god, you want RIGHTS?! You want your human rights issues that have led to oppression for years REMOVED?! Not on my watch, let's see what the packed courts will say about this!

I know, right? People come here and think they can get rights with a legally obtained citizenship? Sorry pardner, but your not a citizen unless you were born in any of these here 50 states.

 

[Archiiiie17]

U know About solar system? Ah, u do. So, America is like in the middle of it

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

liberal hippy scientists will tell you there are only three states of matter but i know there are fifty. left wing destroyed once again!!!

 

[sun_dew]

What is this thing you call “common decency toward immigrants and refugees”?

 

[Rabia]

must suck to be European/Australian, jealous of all my freedom much???

 

[Colonel M]

Can't wait for Number 45 to become Number 46!

 

[Martin]

 

[BW Tyler]

Family Guy is the best show on television Peter Griffin is funny and epic

 

[cookie]

i'm gonna post a parody of "itt pretend to be x" showing off my geographical ignorance by using the wrong demonym

 

[Martin]

HOT DOGS! GET YOUR HOT DOGS!

 

[Bughouse]

bonjour

 

[BW Tyler]

When did America stop listening to good old fashioned rock and roll? Now it's just shitty rap music and this unintelligible "popular music"
Like if you agree
Ignore if you're a dirty bastard commie

 

[Darkmalice]

must suck to be European/Australian, jealous of all my freedom much???

Australian response: At least we have free health-care
American response: Why would you want free healthcare? We would have more Mexicans crossing the borders.

 

[Gleeboop]

bonjour

Go back to the French internet where you belong! I can't understand you or your 3rd world language!