Remember: it's just a tournament, for a game. We're all people, well, most of us.
Yea, most of the managers are just people, but then there's
Shrug, the inhuman machine of death. After claiming an overwhelming victory alongside the Guerrilla Goletts this week, I simply cannot see the Goletts falling anywhere short of absolutely dominating the competition this year as well.
WaterlessMelon can call Shrug "dumb and fat" all he wants, he knows he has nobody but himself to blame after handing out such an easy Noibat feast last season. That being said, it looks like we're up against some genuine competition this time around against the likes of anybody but the Belchsprouts - we might even need to untie our hands from behind our backs to intimidate our way to a Swiffer clean sweep through semis this season. Or maybe we won't, because Shrug'll be co-managing with Thunder Wave hating, god of Baton Pass,
tahu. You read that right: THE tahu, warrior king among Little Cup legends, rumored to have slain countless LC BP suspect ladderers with his bare hands, who once knocked Starmaster flat simply by blinking for 1/32 of a second. As tahu and Shrug continue to discuss which managers they like enough to not totally embarrass, the chances of the Goletts being defeated for even a single week rapidly approaches zero. If you plan to be on the winning team this LCPL, then you better start praying to have been on the Goletts, because there's no other way to it.
Check out the
Golett discord while you're at it.