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A pizza restaurant I used to go at happened to feature some joke pizzas in its menu.
One of them was the "suicide's pizza" whose ingredients included, if I remember correctly, Nutella, garlic, pears and cocktail sauce.
It required payment in advance.
I have no idea whether anyone ever tried it.