NOC Smogon Mafia Mafia (Won by the Mafia)

[ImaginaryNeon]

the DASH my dear sir the DASH

has a flirtier punctuation mark ever existed. and no, ~ isnt a punctuation mark

:

 

[pulsar512b]

NO BUT WHAT I use the dash to communicate incredulousness, please don’t mistake puzzlement for flirtatiousness that never goes well (personal experience)

i am HEARING that story

BUT I MEAN LIKE IF I SAY LIKE

heyyy whats up—

is that not flirty

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

also WOW i did NOT think you were 15. i was sure u were like 13 or 14

I can't tell whether I should feel insulted or laugh, so I'll just do both.

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

i am HEARING that story

BUT I MEAN LIKE IF I SAY LIKE

heyyy whats up—

is that not flirty

"Consider the following"
—Me, probably

 

[HydrogenHydreigon]

heyyy whats up—

it gives "i ran into the wall in the middle of my sentence"

 

[Celever]

i am HEARING that story

BUT I MEAN LIKE IF I SAY LIKE

heyyy whats up—

is that not flirty

it gives "i ran into the wall in the middle of my sentence"

(Ordered food in the interim sorry)

BUT NO LITERALLY THIS LMAOOOO if someone sent me ”hey what’s up—“ I’d be like oh no call me you need emotional support

 

[pulsar512b]

it gives "i ran into the wall in the middle of my sentence"

why read comic books when you can read homestuck

 

[pulsar512b]

(Ordered food in the interim sorry)

BUT NO LITERALLY THIS LMAOOOO if someone sent me ”hey what’s up—“ I’d be like oh no call me you need emotional support

good to know what to send if i get locked up and have to send a message to a friend to let them know im in trouble

 

[HydrogenHydreigon]

why read comic books when you can read homestuck

uhh pardon?

 

[Celever]

good to know what to send if i get locked up and have to send a message to a friend to let them know im in trouble

LMAOOOO in that situation I’d prefer a “I’m locked up and need you to help” but y’know being coy in the face of the punitive system is a vibe

 

[a fairy]

confirmation cycles are either exclusively "confirming" posts or are 5 pages of absolute nonsense

 

[a fairy]

who uses — in casual conversation

 

[pulsar512b]

confirmation cycles are either exclusively "confirming" posts or are 5 pages of absolute nonsense

me and celever were both online at the same time

 

[pulsar512b]

exactly WHAT did you expect??

 

[ImaginaryNeon]

why read comic books when you can read homestuck

My home isn't stuck smh

 

[pulsar512b]

LMAOOOO in that situation I’d prefer a “I’m locked up and need you to help” but y’know being coy in the face of the punitive system is a vibe

its always like you cant just say that!!! you cant alert ur captors this is a kidnapping situation

 

[pulsar512b]

uhh pardon?

have you read homestuck

 

[pulsar512b]

homestuck mafia would be a trip

 

[pulsar512b]

me and celever make magic together (the magic is chaos and pogo paintball [i still think thats a great idea])

 

[Celever]

its always like you cant just say that!!! you cant alert ur captors this is a kidnapping situation

Oh my mind went to “free text from jail” because police are the real kidnappers and they’re allowed to be but like yes if it’s a rogue kidnapper that works LMAO like “OMG— I’M VIBING SO HARD— I’M SO GOOD RIGHT NOW—“ if I received that do you even know how hard my amygdala would fire up

 

[Celever]

me and celever make magic together (the magic is chaos and pogo paintball [i still think thats a great idea])

I maintain pogo paintball has to exist and if it doesn’t it’s a gap in the market

 

[pulsar512b]

Oh my mind went to “free text from jail” because police are the real kidnappers and they’re allowed to be but like yes if it’s a rogue kidnapper that works LMAO like “OMG— I’M VIBING SO HARD— I’M SO GOOD RIGHT NOW—“ if I received that do you even know how hard my amygdala would fire up

thoughts on homestuck mr.celever

 

[Celever]

The issue is kids nowadays have YouTube instead of Pogo Sticks [I’m roleplaying as a right wing journalist can you tell]

 

[Celever]

thoughts on homestuck mr.celever

Literally have not seen the word homestuck before

 

[Celever]

If you mean me because one of my legs doesn’t work and the privatisation of the NHS by right wing governments means it isn’t being fixed then I’m not a fan