This warstory is different from the rest.

Neither names are in fact the ones used in the battle. So don't think you'll find them on there.
Otherwise, enjoy!

Opponent's moves will look like this.
Articanus's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Scores will be shown after each KO.

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Opponent sent out Absol.
Articanus sent out Metang.

Alright, so I lead with my amazing "Metang @" starter. This particular one has ThunderPunch, Bullet Punch, Stealth Rock, and Explosion. Seeing no immediant threat coming from the Absol, I decide to Stealth Rock to help me later in the battle.

Opponent: Are you from smashboards?
O_SAM has entered the room.
O_SAM has left the room.
Articanus: Oh wow
Absol used Swords Dance.
Absol's attack was sharply raised.
Metang used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!

OK, so now his Absol is officially a threat in my book. Not wanting to take the chance of it surviving my infinitely powerful ThunderPunch, I decide to explode on the sunuva bitch.

Articanus: you can read my name
Absol used Swords Dance.
Absol's attack was sharply raised.
Metang used Explosion.
Absol lost 100% of its health.
Absol hung on using its Focus Sash!
Articanus's Metang fainted.
(6-5)

And things look bleak for me already. An Absol with two SDs can flatten my team with Sucker Punch. Hopefully it's not Jolly, so maybe my Chimecho can outspeed it and land a Hypnosis. However, the 70% chance of it hitting doesn't necisarily mean I win: it just means I'm back in the game. So please, HIT!

Opponent: :)
Articanus switched in Chimecho.
Chimecho used Hypnosis.
Absol fell asleep!
Absol is fast asleep!

Alright cool, it hit! I'm not running any attacking moves on my Chimecho, so I need to switch out and try to kill it before it does in my entire team. I decide to go to Blissey, as her impressive attack stat will surely keep the opponent on his toes.

Opponent switched in Froslass.
Pointed stones dug into Froslass.
Froslass lost 25% of its health.
Articanus switched in Blissey.

Crap.... unlike ADV, Blissey doesn't get a physical ghost attack to be able to hit Froslass super-effective with, so I go with my best option, being Earthquake.

Froslass used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blissey used Earthquake.
Froslass lost 30% of its health.

OK, this can get troublesome. She'll die in two more hits however, so I can Earthquake once more and switch on the predicted Destiny Bond. Even if she goes to a ground resist on that turn, I'll surely catch him by surprise.

Froslass used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blissey used Earthquake.
Froslass lost 31% of its health.

And for what we've all been waiting for:

Opponent switched in Articuno.
Articuno is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Articuno.
Articuno lost 50% of its health.
Articanus switched in Larvitar (lvl 100 Larvitar ?).
Larvitar was hurt by Spikes!
Larvitar lost 19% of its health.
Articuno's leftovers restored its health a little!
Articuno restored 6% of its health.
Larvitar was burned!

Well, I'm not sure if I would call this good or bad. I'll just Dragon Dance right now and make my attack sky-high, thanks to the guts boost.

Articuno used Roost.
Articuno restored 44% of its health.
Larvitar used Dragon Dance.
Larvitar's attack was raised.
Larvitar's speed was raised.
Larvitar was hurt by its burn!
Larvitar lost 12% of its health.

I don't want to take any unnecessary risks.... but I get over it and use Stone Edge anyway. I hate 80% accuracy and usually I try to refrain from using it, but an easy kill in front of me is too good to pass up!

Larvitar used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Articuno lost 100% of its health.
Opponent's Articuno fainted.
(5-5)
Larvitar was hurt by its burn!
Larvitar lost 12% of its health.

This is cool.... the score's even now, and whoever he brings in will most likely be able to kill me. However, my Larvitar is very Jolly for getting his first kill of the day, and I would hate so much for him to lose his hard-earned Dragon Dance.... so I'll just let him face his eer-ending doom. We all have to die someday.

Opponent switched in Slaking.
Pointed stones dug into Slaking.
Slaking lost 12% of its health.
Slaking used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Larvitar lost 57% of its health.
Articanus's Larvitar fainted.
(5-4)

Alright, that was to be expected. However, from the lack of Leftovers or Life Orb, I can safely assume it's banded or scarfed. One way to find out:

Articanus switched in Dugtrio.
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 18% of its health.
Opponent: Oh man I fail.

Trap it and see when it loafs off. Slaking is actually very durable, so my Dugtrio may not be able to 2HKO, even with the Modest nature, Choice Specs, and SR working for me.

Dugtrio used Earth Power.
Slaking lost 43% of its health.
Slaking is loafing around!

OK, so it's banded, but it's not exactly how I wanted this to go.He has 44%, and I don't feel like giving up my Dugtrio for free.... so I'll just bring in Chimecho for more fun. Thank you levitate!

Articanus switched in Chimecho.
Chimecho makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Slaking used Earthquake.
Slaking's attack missed!

I'm not exactly sure what to expect from this opponent, as his pokemon seems to be awfully random(he's probably saying the same about me ;D). I'll go with eenie-minie-moe and use Light Screen.

Opponent switched in Umbreon.
Pointed stones dug into Umbreon.
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
Chimecho used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.

Now for Reflect.

Chimecho used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Umbreon used Toxic.
Chimecho was badly poisoned!
Chimecho is hurt by poison!
Chimecho lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.

Now here's the cool thing: now I get to use Healing Wish! So my next pokemon has both screens, max HP, AND no status! Light Clay also insanely helps. Thank you Chimeco: you've been completely awesome for battle. Now pave the way for the rest of the team's victory!

Chimecho used Healing Wish.
Articanus's Chimecho fainted.
(5-3)
Articanus switched in Blissey.
Blissey was hurt by Spikes!
Blissey lost 19% of its health.
Blissey restored 19% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
Umbreon made a wish!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 0% of its health.

This is probably some kind of Toxic stalling Umbreon that doesn't work anymore, so I can easily Focus Punch until it switches.

Blissey is tightening its focus!
Umbreon used Toxic.
Umbreon's attack missed!
Blissey used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 50% of its health.
The wish came true!
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 0% of its health.
---
Blissey is tightening its focus!
Umbreon used Toxic.
Blissey was badly poisoned!
Blissey used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 46% of its health.
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
---
Aeon Retro Vox has entered the room.
Blissey is tightening its focus!
Opponent switched in Mismagius.
Pointed stones dug into Mismagius.
Mismagius lost 12% of its health.
Blissey used Focus Punch.
It doesn't affect Mismagius...
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Blissey is hurt by poison!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.

So now I'm in a spot: forced to switch against Mismagius. The thing can be extremely deadly with Sub and CM, so it's probably GG at this point. Still, I'll send the only thing on my team that can match it in terms of speed:

Aeon Retro Vox: Hey, can you guys join an OU and under Tournament at Teamuber Server. If you can come right now.
Aeon Retro Vox has left the room.
Articanus switched in Electabuzz.
Electabuzz was hurt by Spikes!
Electabuzz lost 18% of its health.
Mismagius used Mean Look.
Electabuzz was trapped!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.

Cool, mixed-Electabuzz got in for free and it's not a CM version. That means I have a chance!

Electabuzz used Thunderbolt.
Mismagius lost 43% of its health.
Electabuzz lost 10% of its health.
Mismagius used Perish Song.
Both Pokemon will faint in 3 turn(s)
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Electabuzz's perish count fell to 3!
Mismagius's perish count fell to 3!
---
Mismagius used Protect.
Mismagius protected itself!
Electabuzz used Thunderbolt.
Mismagius protected itself!
Electabuzz's light screen wore off!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Electabuzz's perish count fell to 2!
Mismagius's perish count fell to 2!

I hope it doesn't rely on the 50% protect, because if it does and it works that would be extremely gay.

Electabuzz used Thunderbolt.
Mismagius lost 44% of its health.
Electabuzz lost 10% of its health.
Mismagius used Substitute.
Mismagius lost 25% of its health.
Mismagius made a substitute!
Electabuzz's reflect wore off!
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
Electabuzz's perish count fell to 1!
Mismagius's perish count fell to 1!

Well that was dumb. Now she either stays and dies or switches out and something gets pegged by Cross Chop. And from what I'e seen, something is going down in that case.

Opponent switched in Umbreon.
Pointed stones dug into Umbreon.
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
Electabuzz used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 44% of its health.
Electabuzz lost 10% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Electabuzz's perish count fell to 0!
Articanus's Electabuzz fainted.
(5-2)

Rejoice Electabuzz: your attack will not go down in vain! Dugtrio, clean up the tiny 7% mess, will ya?

Articanus switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 18% of its health.
Dugtrio used Sludge Bomb.
Umbreon lost 9% of its health.
Opponent's Umbreon fainted.
(4-2)

Hmmmm.... in retrorespect, maybe I should have Earth Powered...

Opponent switched in Slaking.
Pointed stones dug into Slaking.
Slaking lost 12% of its health.

Now here's a problem: if I let Dugtrio die and let Blissey come in on anything, he's going to switch out and bring it back later to kill me. Not to mention that Mismagius walls her set completely...
...
OK Blissey, you die.


Articanus switched in Blissey.
Blissey was hurt by Spikes!
Blissey lost 19% of its health.
Slaking used Giga Impact.
Blissey lost HOLY FUCK% of its health.
Articanus's Blissey fainted.
(4-1)

Now Dugtrio, it's up to you.... I know things a little bleak, but don't worry: Metang @ will save you!

Articanus switched in Dugtrio.
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 18% of its health.
Dugtrio used Sludge Bomb.
Slaking lost 29% of its health.
Slaking is loafing around!

I have to use Sludge Bomb so I can actually hit Mismagius...

Dugtrio used Sludge Bomb.
Slaking lost 2% of its health.
Opponent's Slaking fainted.
(3-1)

And it's GG. Metang @ sweep.... again...

Opponent switched in Froslass.
Pointed stones dug into Froslass.
Froslass lost 13% of its health.
Opponent's Froslass fainted.
(2-1)
Opponent: GG
Opponent switched in Mismagius.
Pointed stones dug into Mismagius.
Mismagius lost 7% of its health.
Opponent's Mismagius fainted.
(1-1)
Articanus: wait
Articanus: oh
Opponent switched in Absol.
Pointed stones dug into Absol.
Absol lost 0% of its health.
Opponent's Absol fainted.
(0-1)
Articanus wins!
Articanus: gg
Articanus: XDDDD
Opponent: :(

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Props
METANG @
 
Nice warstory, I see the whole plan of your awesome team is to get your opponent into a weakened enough state for Spikes to finish them off:)
 

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Although the battle was definitely pretty bad, I did enjoy reading the warstory, which is the primary goal of warstories. So props to Metang @!
 
Go to Tru, its a meme here about an unfinished RMT that only had a picutre of a metang and an @ symbol. Strangest warstory I've ever seen.
 
Your opponent wasn't very skilled, but you still managed to pull off a spectacular win with one of the strangest teams I've yet to meet. Props to Metang@! This was certainly entertaining, although bright blue and red tend to be a bit sore on the eyes.
 
I'm sorry but this warstory is definitely lacking when compared to your previous work. You used a gimmick team, your opponent wasn't very skilled, and the battle had no real prediction. It was just kill, revenge kill, revenge kill, ect.

When looking at your past warstories, I know you can do much better than this.

That being said, it wasn't terrible but it certainly wasn't your best work.
 
Ahh,the times i used physical Bliseey with Unown,Luvdisc in the same team...
The warstory was good to read,even if the opponent wasn't the best one.
Props on the Larvitar
 
Well, it's been a while since I looked back into this!

Nice warstory, I see the whole plan of your awesome team is to get your opponent into a weakened enough state for Spikes to finish them off:)
DAMN YOU DON'T GIVE MY PLANS AWAY!

Although the battle was definitely pretty bad, I did enjoy reading the warstory, which is the primary goal of warstories. So props to Metang @!
I've always thought that amazing battles were overrated.

Go to Tru, its a meme here about an unfinished RMT that only had a picutre of a metang and an @ symbol. Strangest warstory I've ever seen.
what the fuck man physical blissey?

well, it was certainly entertaining
It can OHKO Breloom..... with a crit.... T-T

Your opponent wasn't very skilled, but you still managed to pull off a spectacular win with one of the strangest teams I've yet to meet. Props to Metang@! This was certainly entertaining, although bright blue and red tend to be a bit sore on the eyes.
I'm sorry the colors were annoying. Metang@ appreciates those props.

*Being too serious*
Dude.... this was a joke..... no need to be all like "I've seen you do so much better" over it. lol

Ahh,the times i used physical Bliseey with Unown,Luvdisc in the same team...
The warstory was good to read,even if the opponent wasn't the best one.
Props on the Larvitar
I considered Unown but as you saw, it would have to go over Chimecho, and that would leave too big of an Absol weakness.

did you actually use phyical blissey and metang??

You are one heck of a guy
I'm glad to hear some praise! =D
Thanks for bumping this, btw.
 

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