Yeti
dark saturday
WALRUS
Send me fresh songs and win if you send good ones.
Judging will be out of 10. No bonus points, just do I like it. If I don’t want to keep a song in my YouTube history to listen to later it will max out at 6.9 points.
CATEGORIES
1. Send Your Best Synth
This cat seeks a good synth song. It must have at least one synth. No other requirements.
Example:
Duran Duran - Electric Barbarella
2. Pop Trash Movie
Send a song that has been on the Billboard Top 10 at any point in time.
Example:
Katy Perry - Waking Up in Vegas (Peak #9)
3. Safe Space
Send a song that has absolutely no vocals provided by a white male. Any other race + gender combination is fine.
Example:
Marnie - G.I.R.L.S
Not-Duran Duran
4. Volume 3
Send a song that is likely to be on the Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 soundtrack. The actual movie could very well have 90s songs but we will say no songs made after 1990.
Example:
Sweet - Fox on the Run
5. Tea Time
Send a song by a British band/artist.
Examples:
Lily Allen - Air Balloon
The Beatles
6. Hipster Wanna-Be
Send a song by a band nobody has ever heard of. Don’t send some folky indie bs just some nobody band synth. If you struggle search for synth pop compilations on Amazon or iTunes and look for some big CD set.
Example:
Well if I told you then you’d have heard of them
The Sixths - Falling Out of Love
7. Properly Medicated
Send a happy song. No downers or juxtapositions allowed. Upbeat and cheery lyrics.
Example:
Duran Duran - Beautiful Colors
Not-Hey Ya
Bonus: Weirdest Music Video
A song of any genre with a really bizarre official music video. Cannot be a YouTube parody account's song/video. You will be judged on how Dank your video is. This category is optional but can augment your score.
Example:
Anything 80s
MY MUSICAL TASTES
I like synth pop. The more synths the better.
I also like rock. Like on the soundtrack of an early 2000’s PS2 racer rock or CSI-franchise themesong rock.
I don’t really like metal or rap, but you can try if it's fresh. I hate country and bluegrass-folky stuff. I don’t generally enjoy slow songs as much as fast songs. I prefer lyrics to instrumentals (read as: don’t send me instrumentals).
Bands I Like:
The Ramones
The Birthday Massacre
Pet Shop Boys
ABBA
The Bangles
The Go-Go’s
The Cure
Echo & The Bunnymen
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Electric Light Orchestra
Erasure
Garbage
Goldfrapp
No Doubt
The Killers
New Order
Relient K
Smash Mouth
Lily Allen
The Ramones
The Birthday Massacre
Pet Shop Boys
ABBA
The Bangles
The Go-Go’s
The Cure
Echo & The Bunnymen
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Electric Light Orchestra
Erasure
Garbage
Goldfrapp
No Doubt
The Killers
New Order
Relient K
Smash Mouth
Lily Allen
You can send a song from the above artists if you want but it will cap at 8 if I already jam to it. You can ask if I do so you know/can send a different one.
AUTO-FAILS
If you send country or death metal it will get a 0. If you fail to follow a category it will get a 0. If you send KPop it will get a 0. If you send a live version it will probably get a 3 or less.
You will receive a 0 if you send a song by any of the following bands as I own their entire discographies. I’m not looking for pandering to my pre-existing favorites but new songs.
However, it would probably be a good idea to submit something similar to them!
Duran Duran
Crystal Castles
Metric
Ladytron
Tegan and Sara
Magnetic Fields
The Dollyrots
Freezepop
Studio Killers
Depeche Mode*
Crystal Castles
Metric
Ladytron
Tegan and Sara
Magnetic Fields
The Dollyrots
Freezepop
Studio Killers
Depeche Mode*
* I haven’t heard all their songs but I’ve heard A Bunch so send at your own risk, you can ask if I’ve heard one.
Submitters
RODAN
shubaka17
KnightsofCydonia
Granny Pie
Da Letter El
Jalmont
Walrein
Lord Gaius
Myzozoa
Steven Snype
vonFiedler
Blazade
RODAN
shubaka17
KnightsofCydonia
Granny Pie
Da Letter El
Jalmont
Walrein
Lord Gaius
Myzozoa
Steven Snype
vonFiedler
Blazade
You can PM me the links to your songs here or on MU. I will reveal on the usual Discord server we are using for these, link: https://discord.gg/HKMaVG4
I will accept submissions for a week and then start reveals.
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