Pick your wife

[kd24]

Idea ripped straight out of GFaqs, welcome to Pick your Wife, kd24/shade/Rodan edition. The three of us worked hard to create four women and you MUST pick one of them. Let's meet the lucky ladies:

Girl A:
British
7.5/10
Job: Travel Agent
Wants at least 2 children
Good with Money
Cooks Bad Food, prefers to eat out
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Click (because it makes her cry), The Big Bang Theory
Bad Fun Fact: Has tattoos of previous boyfriend all over her body
Good Fun Fact: Is an adventurer (Mountain Climber, Skydiver, Surfer, etc.)
Religion: Atheist (WILL convert you)
Sexual Fun Fact: Unless for reproductive purposes, will only have anal sex

Girl B:
Dutch Indian
8/10
Job: Housewife
Wants 2 Children
Doesn't spend or make Money
Cooks outstanding food
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Drive, One Piece
Bad Fun Fact: Doesn't brush teeth
Good Fun Fact: Is an Anime Fanatic, will watch any Anime with you
Religion: Hindu (Wants a Traditional Hindu Wedding, expects you to know names of all dieties of the Hindu Faith, but won't Convert you).
Sexual Fun Fact: Has a vast knowledge of the Kama Sutra and loves to use it

Girl C:
Chinese
9/10
Job: No Job, inherited money from rich father, is a gymnast
Wants 1 Child
Huge cash income, spends money loosely
Cooks okay food
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Pulp Fiction, Breaking Bad
Bad Fun Fact: Has smelly, audible gas 12 times a day
Good Fun Fact: Olympic Gymnast, flexible in ways you didn't imagine possible
Religion: Buddhist (WILL convert you)
Sexual Fun Fact: Will do anything but is always deadly silent throughout sex, with exception to her flatuence problem

Girl D:
Jamaican
Great looking 10/10
Job: Singer
Wants at least 3 Children
Bad with money when she has it
Cooks great food
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Citizen Kane, The Wire
Bad Fun Fact: Has Hairy Legs
Good Fun Fact: Loves gaming and is huge into Competitive Pokemon
Religion: Christian (Won't try to push it onto you)
Sexual Fun Fact: Only will have sex on top

 

[blitzlefan]

Damn. I wish it were really this easy to get a girl. But nooo...

 

[Pocket]

they're all deal breakers smfh

 

[VKCA]

CAN I STICK MY PENIS IN ALL OF THEM???

 

[Shiruba]

why do all of them want fucking children


okay question will any of them adopt or will all of them subject themselves to 9 months of torture

 

[HSA]

Girl D:
Jamaican
Great looking 10/10
Job: Singer
Wants at least 3 Children
Bad with money when she has it
Cooks great food
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Citizen Kane, The Wire
Bad Fun Fact: Has Hairy Legs
Good Fun Fact: Loves gaming and is huge into Competitive Pokemon
Religion: Christian (Won't try to push it onto you)
Sexual Fun Fact: Only will have sex on top

I pick her because I like my woman like i like my stepfathers: Black and hairy

 

[RODAN]

this thread has been ruined 2 posts in

thanks obama

 

[Honus]

u forgot choice E

Kd24
Sweaty Ape
Stays home from school to watch OST 9 Finals

 

[Nastyjungle]

obligatory fun ruiner: what a shallow fucking thread/idea

 

[alamaster]

easy decision imo, I take the Chinese girl. She only wants 1 kid, has good taste in shows/movies, I have bad gas so we have that in common and she's rich.

 

[Yonko7]

Damn they're all hard :x But i'd have to go with the Dutch / Indian, the anime is a very nice thing to have! Although the religion and non-teeth brushing is a bad match!

On a serious note, I like this thread, it makes you think about what you value in a person!

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

A and C are no go options IMO, being forcefully converted to a religion is terrible

Voted B because of the better food than D

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

wheres the one who wants "no children"

 

[Woodchuck]

have a daughter with the chinese one
problem: solved

 

[reyscarface]

is the jamaican one black

 

[Cherub Agent]

Definetly the chinese girl. Dont care about being converted as buddhism sounds like an incredibly interesting religion, she'll do anything in bed and is rich. Bad gas isnt a problem lol, its funny. Not like im with her 24/7

 

[xtra$hine]

who cares a hole is a hole

 

[Wikey]

Is hairy legs really supposed to be a deal breaker on the same level as tats of another man, gingivitis, and silent sex? And she's the best looking girl too?

I think this could be a decent fun thought exercise to learn what is important to you but the choices aren't balanced at all. I'm guessing anyone that voted C hasn't had sex with a silent partner before. Also, anyone who thinks hairy legs is a dealbreaker better plan on making enough money so their wife can stay at home and not having any kids. I'll be married for five years soon and my older son will be two. Mornings can be a bitch sometimes and my wife doesn't have enough time to shave. You think if we find some alone time at night and we're not passed out from exhaustion I'm gonna say, "no thanks, hairy legs are a dealbreaker."?

 

[Soul Fly]

Why aren't more people voting for B?

Disappointing.

 

[tehy]

So here i am actually voting B (No relation to the above post)

D is a great competitor but here's the thing...if I want to talk competitive Pokemon there are places to do that, you can't watch something with someone over the internet and have it be as great. I do love that she's a singer, but 3 kids and a Christian...hell no.

 

[6A9 Ace Matador]

oh defo C

 

[TheFourthChaser]

Why aren't more people voting for B?

Disappointing.

Money

 

[Shiruba]

im still confused as to why hairy legs are a dealbreaker lmao. she, like many women, probably won't have the time/care enough to shave all of the time. i think a lot of you guys have your heads in the clouds - unshaven legs are pretty common outside of highschool and porn. since she's jamaican and implied black you won't even be able to see them that clearly either.

 

[Mulligan]

Wow. D hits fairly close to home for me.

That said, I still picked D. Pros far outweigh the cons. Really don't understand Smogonites' taste in girls, sometimes :/

 

[Deck Knight]

Not crawling into the rear end of A for any reason.
With B it's actually the teeth brushing thing. Great that she's into the Kama Sutra... bad news is her mouth is a death zone.
Silent except for Flatulence is just... no. Same with B - Cleanliness, please.
Body hair I don't care about at all, as long as the hygiene is proper. Among the choices I'd easily go with D.