Post your searing hot takes

[vonFiedler]

The beach sucks. Why do people drive out an hour or more just to get covered in sand and go in water that makes them actively uncomfortable (salt water to the eyes is a bitch). Not to mention finding parking, bringing out all the stuff, putting it on to the beach then doing all of that again when leaving. Like, if you wanna walk around at the boardwalk and the like, just go for a damn walk, lord knows most of you fucks do it shirtless anyway. Plus, there are a lot of good plazas that'll blow most boardwalks out of the water.

For adults, the beach is an excuse to be (and around others who are) half (if not fully in some countries) naked.
For families, kids are super impressed by the extremes of nature.

 

[Martin]

Actually spending time on the beach is miserable but swimming in the sea is quite nice imo, provided it’s hot. Definitely not an activity I’d choose to do though.

 

[shadowpea]

The beach sucks. Why do people drive out an hour or more just to get covered in sand and go in water that makes them actively uncomfortable (salt water to the eyes is a bitch). Not to mention finding parking, bringing out all the stuff, putting it on to the beach then doing all of that again when leaving. Like, if you wanna walk around at the boardwalk and the like, just go for a damn walk, lord knows most of you fucks do it shirtless anyway. Plus, there are a lot of good plazas that'll blow most boardwalks out of the water.

FINALLY someone that also hates the beach. getting covered in sand suck and you can never get it out until you get home and by then youd be itchy as hell. if you go swim youll prolly get sand INSIDE your swimwear which is rly annoying but you cant take it off sooooooooo.....
and theres nothing to do on the beach anyway

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

You also have to worry about getting a sunburn. Let’s not forget to mention that.

 

[The Mind Electric]

Takis are pretty bad. The crunch is unpleasant and the spice tastes bad compared to Hot Cheetos and Chester's Hot Fries. I don't get why they're so hyped.

 

[earl]

I think waves are a lot of fun, and the beach has plenty of waves

 

[MAMP]

best part of going to the beach is exploring the rock pools

 

[Brambane]

the beach is where i assert dominance over nature by tossing a bag of Cheetos on the ground and getting in a brawl with twenty seagulls

 

[VOS Laika]

This isn't a hot take, it's an observation anyone with access Twitter can make. 90% of internet users who have achieved some form of sapience have figured this one out - hell, an educated magpie could tell me this


Anyways my hot take is that, since National Dex & CAP are technically pet mods and have uploaded analysis on their metagames, then other pet mods should be allowed analysis too. Nobody would write them, nobody would QC them, nobody would GP them, nobody would upload them, and nobody would read them; I just think it'd be funny to see an official analysis on Smogon.gov about the dungeon guardian from Terraria

maybe every people who have some form of sapience figured it out but regardless, so many people act like that , enought people that it makes me lose hummanity as much as ''fixing'' anime characters by black coding it

 

[Fusion Flare]

the unova monkeys are ok

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Vegans are literally just a fandom

 

[futuristic onion]

humanity would be better off without boba.

 

[MAMP]

humanity would be better off without boba.

boba deez nuts

 

[Albatross]

boba deez nuts

MAMP you despicable slag, this is a young and innocent poster and you just fucking decimated them in public. Just absolutely annihilated them. Took them behind the old Smogoff shed and shot them in the back of the head. There were no public executions scheduled for today but you still fucking slaughtered this promising new fella. You and your bloodthirsty ways disgust me

 

[futuristic onion]

boba deez nuts

MAMP you despicable slag, this is a young and innocent poster and you just fucking decimated them in public. Just absolutely annihilated them. Took them behind the old Smogoff shed and shot them in the back of the head. There were no public executions scheduled for today but you still fucking slaughtered this promising new fella. You and your bloodthirsty ways disgust me

I am hereby resigning from competitive pokemon, posting on any forum, existing, listening to tyler the creator, and most of all, eating that slimy beverage ruining booba.

 

[Martin]

Good films/games/shows are often better if you get spoiled on a detail or twist without learning the context behind it than they’d be if you hadn’t been spoiled as it piques your interest and makes you want to learn how it’s going to happen.

 

[Myth2048]

Shedninja should get endeavor.

 

[drampa's grandpa]

Infernape is the worst sinnoh starter evo

Empoleon is a cool af penguin and the torterra is the WORLD TURTLE!!!

 

[Martin]

Infernape is the worst sinnoh starter evo

Empoleon is a cool af penguin and the torterra is the WORLD TURTLE!!!

Ice cold take

 

[shadowpea]

cap stat spreads should be made with battle-by-post stat ranks in mind (looking at you pajantom..and plasmanta i guess)

 

[War Incarnate]

Discord light mode is actually an underrated theme.

Is it as good as Dark mode? no. But is it certainly decent in its own right? Most definitely.

 

[nui]

Is it as good as Dark mode? no.

This is where you are wrong, it is absolutely the best theme. Discord light is so awesome and I'm tired pretending it's NOT

 

[The Mind Electric]

A lot of incorrect people in this thread tonight.

 

[CasteliaRat]

object Pokémon are usually the best Pokémon

the Goblet of Fire movie was the worst movie I’ve ever seen

Greninja’s overrated

Warcraft isn’t that good

thin crust is the best kind of pizza

only cowards break apart a kit-kat before eating it

The best flavor of Laffy Taffy is banana, and the best flavor of Pop-Tart is unfrosted strawberry.

I agree on laffy taffy. I’m partial to cinnamon pop-tart myself

the correct pronunciation of "wyvern" is "why-vern" and by extension the correct pronounciation of yveltal is "why-vel-tal"

I like pronouncing Wyrm as We-rem and I don’t apologize for it

 

[CasteliaRat]

mayonnaise STILL sucks

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Paper Mario 64 is a way better game than TTYD and doesn't get enough credit cause people are too busy simping for TTYD (which is overrated as shit btw). Also, Super is a good af game even story aside.

Super is my favorite cuz I like the characters